I’m such an asshole but I’m also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if I love u I will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then I’m also such an asshole
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
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”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
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this is a really lame idea, but what the heck. ok so if you see this picture on your dash, you HAVE to smile. just force a smile, it’ll (hopefully) make you feel better. and reblog this so people can see this and smile. if you’re having a bad day, just remember that i love you and i’m (and all of the people who reblog this) here for you! and remember to smile, because no matter what happens, it always gets better.
THIS IS NICE BC I KNOW THAT THIS POST HAS MADE 26000+ PEOPLE SMILE INCLUDING ME
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putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
english words that pitbull knows
every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
um no they’re oranges, you must be new here
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my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
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